Owala FreeSip 25-oz Tritan Shy Marshmallow

Well hello there. I guess this is kind of like my dating profile . where I brag about my many virtues and try to convince you why I deserve to be your next water bottle. But let's be honest . it's all about the pictures anyway. So . rather than go on about my cool FreeSip™ straw . fancy triple-layer insulation . or my dazzling color options . feel free to skip to the pics below. And yes . I photoshopped them all.